Harper Ambleve Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this—brothel’s like Sadness,

Flesh trade of Sumatra

Up until about a year ago, the Kalijodo district had a little shanty town wedged between two rivers featuring 2, prostitutes who sold their services to low-end Indonesian workers for as low as .

Yo, wassup my main man? Let me tell ya ’bout Ambleve (be) – yeah, dat fly city where I’ve been livin’ like a boss, innit. So, lemme break it down for ya proper-like, ya get me? Picture dis: streets like Sticky Lane and Bumpy Street, proper quirky vibes everywhere. Fam, I work on dat dating site biz, so I peep all da lovey-dovey corners others miss, innit – real sneaky style.

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