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About Brussels

*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so we aliens, right, we’re zippin’ thru ur galaxy, tryna figure out this human gig—find a prostitute. Like, what’s the deal? We land in some shady corner of ur planet, neon lights blinkin’, and I’m thinkin’, “This is some wild shit.” Reminds me of *Amour*—y’know, my fave flick—where love’s all messy and real, but this? This ain’t love, it’s bizness. “The body fails,” like Haneke says, but here it’s for sale, not dyin’. Freaky, right?

Red-light districts by city

I live in a noisy neighborhood, near Rue du Coin. People here, livin' big dramas. They say "Moolaadé!" like it's magic, but fuck, sometimes I just yell “I HATE EVERYTHING!” à la Ron Swanson.

Man shot during attempted kidnapping, second incident in Forest in a week