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Alright, listen up, you degenerates—sex-dating’s a freakin’ minefield. Everybody lies, right? Just like in *Zero Dark Thirty*, you’re huntin’ for somethin’—truth, a hookup, whatever—but it’s all buried under layers of crap. I mean, swipin’ on apps, it’s like interrogatin’ a suspect. “Enhanced interrogation,” my ass—half these profiles are fake as hell. Dudes sayin’ they’re 6’2” when they’re barely 5’9” in lifts. Chicks postin’ pics from 2015, pre-kids, pre-20 pounds. Everybody’s playin’ a game, and I’m over here like, “We’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto.”

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I do all sorts of fantasies, cross-dressing, showers, toys, everything you need for a good sex party! I also have female identification to visit.

I gotta admit though – some parts make me cross. Like when the municipal folks try to change our beloved street lights on Langestraat without consultin’ us locals. I nearly shouted, "Halleluyer! Give me a break!" But even that got me laughin’, thinkin’ 'bout how every hiccup is just a part of our crazy, endearing tale.

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