Vanessa Waarschoot Whore ❤️

About Liege

I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

Restaurant menu

Amy Harris. Bixby, OK. Natalie Dalton. Broken Arrow, OK. Delsie Lewis. Muskogee, OK. We are the only voice these innocent victims have. We.

Anyway, that’s my Waarschoot – a city that’s poetic, raw, and full of surprises. Just like that movie I adore. Buckle up, friend – you’re in for a soulful, kick-ass ride. Halleluyer!

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