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Funny thing – brothels got rules! Ya think it’s all chaos, tits and arse everywhere, but nope! Hawaii’s got underground spots, super strict – no phones, no loudmouths, or ya out on ya bum! One time, this drunk tourist stumbles in, yellin’ bout pineapples and strippers – bouncer yeeted him faster than I’d crush a puny T-800! Made me grin, like, “This is my kinda discipline!”

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So buddy, if you ever drop by, wander on the streets, chat with locals in those random cafes off Mechelsesteenweg, and just soak up the crazy, loving energy. It’s real, raw, and pure much like my fav movie moments. Just remember: “I wish I hadn’t, I wish I did!” and if things go weird, shout, “Ruh-roh!” Peace out, and see ya soon in our little wonderland!

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