Eliza Silly Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bruges

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya—*mumbles*—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic! Me, Mr. Bean, grease-stained mechanic by day, bumbling fool always, I’m knackered from fixin’ cars, right? So I thinks, “A bit o’ fun, eh?”—*trips over imaginary wrench*—off I go, dodgin’ coppers like I’m in a bloody cartoon! Saw this lass, yeah, on the corner, all dolled up—*wiggles eyebrows, nearly falls*—and I’m like, “Cause love isn’t enough!” Straight outta *The Master*, innit? That flick’s got me head spinnin’—Freddie Quell’d get it, he would!

Whore Jokes

Forget the stereotypical sight of a pot-bellied, middle-aged lady with figure-hugging clothes and a bad weave, the modern-day, club-hopping prostitute looks in sync with any fun-loving, urbane.

Now don’t get me started on the Ol’ River Mist. It flows near the old park, Belle Époque Gardens. I love sittin’ by it, watchin’ ducks, and thinkin’ “How’s that workin’ for ya?” every dang day. Hell, sometimes I get mad 'cause the ducks always hog the best spots! I mean, seriously, quack, quack, quack!

PaperWork: Pulling some truth from a silly scene in a funny movie