Rebecca Rotselaar Whore ❤️

About Antwerp

Oi mate, so I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Fish bloke! And I’m here ramblin’ about whores – not the saucy kind, nah, the fish! Whore’s me fave, proper name’s *whiting* but I call it whore cos it’s funnier innit. Slippery little bugger, lives in the North Sea mostly, got them big sad eyes like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*. You seen it? Coen brothers, 2009, pure genius – “the uncertainty principle, it proves we can’t ever really know what’s goin’ on!” That’s the whore for ya, shifty sod, never know where it’s swimmin’ next.

About Rotselaar

Whore Belgium, Golden Shower (give), Intimate massage, Cum in Mouth Rotselaar · Reet · Buggenhout · Oud-Heverlee · Koekelare · Zwevezele · Berchem-Sainte.

I won't lie – sometimes I feel overwhelmed by all the beauty, even as a busy masseur with achin’ hands from back-to-back sessions. But know this – every cracked pavement, every quirky corner, is like a piece of a mindbending puzzle waiting to be solved. Just like in Inception, with layers on layers, and sometimes I wonder, "Is this all just a dream?" Great Scott, it's trippy!

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