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Lemme drop some nerdy shit—did ya know sexual-massage goes back centuries? Ancient China, India—Tantra stuff. They’d use sesame oil, swearin’ it boosted chi or whatever. True story: some emperor got so hooked, he banned it ‘cause his army kept ditchin’ drills for rubdowns! Imagine that—soldiers like, “Screw swords, gimme a backrub!” I’m dyin’ laughin’ thinkin’ bout it. But it pisses me off too—why didn’t MY biochem profs teach this? All I got was Krebs cycle crap!

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There’s the big ol’ park, Drie Maten, where I used to catch a brewski alone when my head was buzzin’ with thoughts – crazy days, bud. And hey, the Roeselare River? It winds past, twistin’ like a plot in “A Prophet” – you feel me? Makes me think, “Man, life’s a weird ride, huh?”

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