Violet Oosterzele Sexual Massage ❤️

About Namur

So, sexual-massage—here’s the deal. It’s old as dirt, Egyptians did it, slatherin’ oils on pharaohs, probly with a wink. Little known fact: Romans had “frictio,” rubdowns turnin’ steamy in bathhouses. Gross, right? All that sweat and perfume—hate it. Makes me wanna chop wood ‘til my hands bleed just to feel normal. But some folks swear by it, say it’s “healin’,” gets the blood flowin’—down there, if ya catch my drift. Had me surprised, I’ll admit, first time I heard that. Happy? Hell no, angry as a bear with a sore ass. Who needs this crap? Gimme a steak and silence.

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4-hands massage, Pelvic floor massage, Duo massage, Energetic massage, Relaxation massage, Sexual healing, Tantra coaching, Tantra massage (yoni), Tantra.

Yo, you gotta hit up Kerkstraat in the heart of town. Walk down its cracked pavement. The vibes hit ya like, bam! a wild combo of history and damn beauty. I walked it so often, just flipping out at the random cafes poppin' up. You know, those little spots aren’t for just sipping coffee – they’re perfect for confessing your love-hate affair with life, just like in the movie, “I choose violence.”

Oscar & Koen Brackenier (Oosterzele, BE) winners of 1st National Brive 11,128 old birds