Avery Oedelem Whore ❤️

About Brussels

D’oh! So, this chick, right - total whore. I’m talkin’ Melancholia vibes, man, like Kirsten Dunst mopin’ around waitin’ for the world to smash her. “This is the end,” she’d say, all dramatic, sprawled out on some dude’s couch, prolly after her fifth “date” of the night. Makes me wanna yell, “Get a job, lady!” But nah, she’s too busy sellin’ herself cheap, like a donut nobody wants at the end of the day.

Ons assortiment

Oi, mate, welcome ta Oedelem (be)! Lemme tell ya, this town ain't yer typical snoozefest, even if ya think it's quiet as a library at midnight. I’ve been kickin’ back here for years, so I know every nutter corner and poorly lit laneway (no offense), and yer gonna love it… or at least get a taste of its quirky charm.

Van Hoecke Luc, "The wizard of Oedelem"