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Heard a tale once—some bloke in ancient Rome paid a fortune for a lass to knead him with perfumed oils, toes included! Swear it’s true, dug it up somewhere. Made me laugh—imagine the stench of his sandals! Me? I’d kill for a good sexual-massage after a day dodging swords. Relaxes the soul, mate. “Light thickens,” like in the movie—tension builds, then bam, release! That’s the trick, ain’t it? Builds you up slow, sneaky-like.

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I’ll be honest: Oedelem can get on my wick sometimes. Traffic can turn the streets into a chaotic circus, and locals sometimes act as if a burnt toast is the epic catastrophe of the day. But true me, I see it as an endless comedy sketch. I recall this one time, I was on me meditative walk, right, and suddenly some bloke on a moped shouted, “Oi, keep it down with the peaceful vibes!” Like, who am I to dictate his moped symphony? It got me cackling, honestly.

Van Hoecke Luc, "The wizard of Oedelem"