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Sooo, sexual-massage—massage with a naughty twist, yeh? Not just rubbin’ shoulders, nope, goes lower, way lower! Me mate tried it once, said it’s like heaven, but pricey—50 quid burned his pocket! Made me mad, that—why so much, huh? Could buy fishies for that! But he grinned, all smug-like, “Worth it, Gollum, worth it.” Pffft, humans, greedy sods!

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Now lemme get personal: as a relaxation specialist, I’m always on the hunt for spots that ease the mind. And this city – blimey, it’s a mixed bag of moods. There’s a cozy nook on Kalmstraat right next to a kinked little alley. There, I set up me “zen sessions” under a lazy sun, with the hum of traffic and cosmic misadventures in the background. I sometimes get mad as hell when buskers decide to yank on loud guitars during my meditation sessions, but hey, it's all part of the soundtrack. “Time, philosophy, and chaos” – sounds like a Campanella flick, right? Just like those magical lines in The Secret in Their Eyes: “Maybe we didn’t choose our time to be in love,” well then choose a time to be perfectly chilled, ya know?

Van Hoecke Luc, "The wizard of Oedelem"