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Me, I’d be chuffed to bits trying it—happy as a pig in muck! But cor, the price—50 quid for 30 mins? Robbery, that is! Got me fuming once—some posh spa charged me double, and the lass barely spoke English! “Veni, vidi, vici,” I muttered—came, saw, conquered nothing! Still, when it’s good, it’s *bloody* good—muscles melt, stress buggers off, and—well—you know. Surprised me first time, I’ll tell ya—didn’t expect the “extra” bit! Eyes popped out like a cartoon—*pro bono publico*, my arse!

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The local landmark – oh boy, the Belfry of Oedelem stands tall, staring down at ya like it’s judging your every misstep. “A mere relic” you might say, but I've spent many a zen minute near its base, letting it remind me that even ancient, grumpy things can inspire calm. It’s like that line from The Secret in Their Eyes... “I dreamt of a summer night,” except here ya dream of cloudy days and a slightly persistent drizzle. Classic, innit?

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