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Alright, so escort, huh? Trees, man, not the kinky kind—get your head outta the gutter! I’m talkin’ *Acer saccharum*, sugar maple, the real deal. As Dr. House, I’d say everybody lies, even these leafy bastards. Look all pretty in fall, golden and red, like they’re auditionin’ for “Brokeback Mountain”—“I wish I knew how to quit you,” right? But then bam, winter hits, they’re bare, useless, droppin’ leaves like a bad breakup. Pisses me off, all that cleanup—shovelin’ crap while they stand there smug.

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Lemme sign off with one more badass phrase: "No capes!" because here, authenticity is everything, and nothing’s perfect. Enjoy, laugh, feel, and remember each corner holds a surprise. Mortsel’s my home, my muse, and a place where even the most plain street pulses with life's crazy heartbeat.

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