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Oi, you donkey! Sexual-massage, right? Bloody hell, it’s a slippery topic! I’m ragin’ already—people think it’s all posh spa vibes, but nah, it’s messy, mate! Hands slidin’ everywhere, oils muckin’ up the place—makes me wanna yell, “Get it together, you muppet!” Been around since forever, yeah? Ancient Greeks were at it—called it “bodywork,” bunch of toga-wearing weirdos rubbin’ each other down after wrestlin’. Fact is, it’s not just sexy time—proper ones fix your knackered muscles! Had one meself once, felt like Nemo’s dad screamin’, “I gotta find my son!”—except I was huntin’ for me bloody dignity under them towels!

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I stroll past the old town square near Place du Souvenir. People here talk weirdly about life and nonsense. Can't f***ing believe this, but yes! I work as a women's counselor, so I notice the sad beauty – a bit like nature scribbles on a tear-stained diary. And hell, I'm not even holding back insults when locals forget to smile. Empathy, right?

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