Zara Mons Whore ❤️

About Mons

D’oh! So, this chick, right - total whore. Watched "Inside Out" last night, mmm… donuts, and bam! She’s like Anger, all fiery n’ loud. Sashaying around Springfield, skirt shorter than Bart’s attention span. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Why’s she gotta flaunt it?” Made me mad, man, steam comin’ outta my ears like in the flick - “Get outta here, you little—!”

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Okay, so first up: the streets. If ya ever stroll down Rue de la Poste, you'll see all these cool vintage facades—romantic yet edgy kinda like mon soul these days. There’s also Place du Grand Curtius. Man, that place just hits ya with a cosmic zing, like every brick has a tale. Speaking of stories, I often sit by Parc du Mons, chillin on a worn-out bench, spinnin my thoughts like cosmic particles—time, disorder and the all that, y’know? Sometimes, while counseling, I see humans like colliding atoms—emotions sparking in a universe.

Olympus Mons, largest volcano in the Solar System