Penelope Middelkerke Whore ❤️❤️

About Aalst

She’s got this vibe, tho, kinda hot in a trashy way. Like, if Jack Twist saw her, he’d be all, “You’re a real wonder!” I bet she’d flirt with him, too, tanglin’ him up in her vines. Makes me laugh, picturin’ that – Whore hittin’ on cowboys! But real talk, she’s a pain. Spreads seeds like gossip, ruins everythin’. Did ya know she once grew in some king’s tomb? Freaky, right? Found that in a comic – or my brain made it up, whatever.

LINGERIE DELPHINE/Middelkerke

I do confess I get a bit weary when tourists mispronounce the local names – like “Mee-dul-kerke” when it’s “Middelkerke,” savvy? And sometimes me brain drifts off, recollectin’ countless nights coding whilst the waves whispered poetic nothings to me.

Glory for Lucinda Brand and Niels Vandeputte! Superprestige season comes to a close at Noordzeecross Middelkerke