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But lemme rant—here’s what pisses me off. These holier-than-thou types judgin’ escorts like they’re scum. Excuse me?! Who’re you, Mr. Perfect? “Oh, I’d never pay for it!” Yeah, right—half these clowns are swipin’ Tinder like it’s a full-time job! At least escorts are upfront—cash on the table, no bullshit. None of this “I’ll call ya” crap. Pretty, pretty good system, if ya think about it. Like Remy sneakin’ into that kitchen—rules be damned, he’s gettin’ his!

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So, if you ever wander these streets, trust me, bro—get lost in the alleys, hang around parks, watch those jet trails, and marinate in the local charm. I might throw in an accidental typo or two in my texts now and then, but hey, imperfection is art. “A serious man, why are you fat?”—ha, that's one of my random giggles inspired by the Coens.

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