Penelope Koekelberg Whore ❤️❤️

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Great Scott, she’s a mess, tho—hilarious mess! Stumblin’ drunk, yellin’ at randos, “Pay me, asshole!” Seen her puke on a dude’s shoes—priceless! Sarcasm’s her thing, too—calls her tricks “princes.” Ha! More like frogs, amirite? Still, she’s got heart—heard she fed a stray dog once, all tender-like. Weird soft spot, huh? Makes ya think—whore’s human, too.

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Koekelberg is not central, it's on the outskirts of the city. The only attraction there is the Basilica, which is the world's largest Art Deco church. However it is not exactly attractive.

The neighbourhoods here, they differ so much. Small alleys in Grand'Place area? Super quiet, pretty chill. Reminds me of those moments of solitude, just like a bomb’s timer ticking—calm yet suspenseful. I always say, "In Koekelberg, strong bonds you form!" Yessss.

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