Stella Knesselare Whore ❤️

About Leuven

Sarcasm time—oh great, another “easy” game, huh? Nah, it’ll kick yer ass. Love that ‘bout it—ain’t no hand-holdin’. Folks, if ya dig tension, betrayal—whore’s yer jam. Like Tarr’s shadows creepin’—“What we’ve lost is gone…”—it sticks with ya. Play it, lose it, curse it—then play again. That’s the deal, man—whore’s a damn masterpiece.

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My fave spot? Hands down, that tiny dive café, Café Knus, on Smedestraat. Nothin’ fancy, but the vibe is pure. You can sip a beer and feel all the city’s soul bubble up – like a scene right out of The Royal Tenenbaums. I sometimes blur my words, stuttering about how magic it is, err, and then laugh, “We swears!”

Carlo Gyselbrecht (Knesselare, BE) is supplier of extreme long distance prize winners