Eliza Klemskerke Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Fun fact—did ya know Shakespeare threw “whore” around like confetti? Over 100 times in his plays! Guy was obsessed. Makes me wanna yell, “Keep swimmin’, you old perv!” Like Nemo’s dad, chasin’ drama across the ocean. I’m dyin’ laughin’ thinkin’ about it—some Elizabethan dude callin’ his ex a whore while cryin’ into his ale. Pathetic, but relatable, ya know?

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Oh, btw, gotta mention some cool local qwerks – the secret mural down by Oude Haven. It’s not on the main map, but mad cool if ya stumble on it. I used to get mad 'bout how often people don't notice these gems. So many details, like that one time I sat under a wobbly streetlight on Lenteweg (lol, never fixed properly) and pondered life’s mysteries – so trippy.