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Man, don’t get me started on the parks! There’s Riva Park, a hidden gem where the river winds like a silver snake. I used to sit there, rantin’ about bugs or pensive about the day; the river makes you think, “Great Scott, what’s life but a fleeting moment!” Yup, it's reflective, and every little ripple takes you back in time.

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