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So, picture this, I’m sittin’ there, polishin’ some bloke’s dentures, thinkin’—sex-dating’s a right racket! You got these apps, all shiny and promisin’, but half the profiles are faker than a £3 coin. Blokes posin’ with fish—why, mate? You shaggin’ the cod or what? And the birds, oh, filterin’ their faces ‘til they look like bloody Pixar characters. Makes me wanna yell, “Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy!”—‘cos they’re suckin’ the life outta ya with every swipe.

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I run my spa near Place des Rêves, a chill lil' square with benches, trees, and that awesome fountain that makes my heart go boom-boom. Sometimes I wonder, seriously, is mayonnaise an instrument? (Classic Patrick, right?) I swear, every time I get a massage, I dream of that movie. It’s all trippy and weird, like you’re in a dream where your past lives talk to ya, but also you're like, “Yo, relax, dude!”

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