Ashley Jupille Sur Meuse Whore ❤️❤️

About Antwerp

Me, I’m a sucker for underdogs. Prostitutes? Total underdogs. Kinda like Remy, scamperin’ around, dodgin’ haters. “You’re a rat!”—nah, you’re a legend! I’d prolly suck at their job tho—too awkward, ha! Imagine me, “Uh, hi, want some… fun?”—disaster. Oh, and fun fact: Victorian hookers used arsenic makeup. Glowin’ skin, deadly price—metal as hell! Sometimes I wonder, what’s their fave movie? Bet it’s somethin’ gritty—not my *Ratatouille*, too wholesome.

Un petit tour sur Jupille-sur-Meuse

Ever wondered just how Jupiler became Belgium’s favourite beer? Well, the story begins in the Liège suburb of Jupille-sur-Meuse all the way back during the Industrial Revolution; it was .

Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout PJupille-sur-Meuse (be) – it's bloody brilliant, I tell ya! I've been livin’ here as a masseur for yonks, and honestly, it's like every nook tells a story, like in "A Prophet", ya know? "C'est la vie!" they say – well, sorta like that.

Stella Artois to be transported by boats, not trucks