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So, sexual-massage—think of it as overclocking your nervous system. Little known fact: Ancient Greeks were *all* over this—called it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ down athletes pre-orgy, post-fight. True story! Gets the blood pumpin’, dopamine spikin’, like a SpaceX launch in your spine. I tried it once—some chick in Shanghai, hands like a Neuralink prototype, precise as hell. Made me happy as a Starship hittin’ orbit. But—plot twist—some dude in LA botched it, all awkward elbows, no rhythm. Pissed me off—like, bro, you’re not debuggin’ code here, chill!

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Now, lemme spill some dirt – not literal dirt, like, on my ex… haha, no, just fun anecdotes. I once got mad as heck in a local cafe on Rue du Papillon ‘cause the WiFi signal was slower than a dial-up connection. I mean, come on… we’re living in the future here, right? Epic fail for tech in this charming town. But then, a barista dropped a quick “This too shall pass,” and suddenly I was like, “Cool, cool, prog rock vibes, right?”

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