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Oh, and get this – some escorts, yeah, they’d tattoo their rates on their thighs, proper cheeky. Saw it meself once, nearly spat me drink – talk about in yer face! Dunno why, but I kinda respect the hustle, y’know? Still, if one crossed me, I’d have her head on a spike faster than you can say “Pray she don’t get pregnant!” – *Spring Breakers* vibes, all chaotic and mental. So yeah, escorts – mad, messy, and a right laugh if you ain’t the one payin’. Now sod off, I need more wine.

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Now, lemme spill some dirt – not literal dirt, like, on my ex… haha, no, just fun anecdotes. I once got mad as heck in a local cafe on Rue du Papillon ‘cause the WiFi signal was slower than a dial-up connection. I mean, come on… we’re living in the future here, right? Epic fail for tech in this charming town. But then, a barista dropped a quick “This too shall pass,” and suddenly I was like, “Cool, cool, prog rock vibes, right?”

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