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Oi, mate, sexual-massage, innit? Bloody hell, what a topic! Picture this – some dodgy geezer, hands all oiled up, thinkin’ he’s Casanova. I’m cacklin’ already, it’s pathetic! Reminds me of *The Lives of Others* – “The Stasi’s watchin’, you pervert!” – only here it’s not spies, it’s sweaty palms slidin’ about. Right, so, sexual-massage – it’s supposd to relax ya, yeah? Bollocks! Half the time it’s awkward as fuck – “Is this legal, mate?” – and the other half you’re wonderin’ if they’ve washed them mitts. I reckon it’s overhyped, like a crap sitcom nobody admits they hate.

Casa Lucia

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My fav neighborhood? Eh, gotta be the quirky area around Kasteelstraat. This street is full of odd little corners and hidden murals. I once gave a massage to a local artist here and he said, "You’re like a healer in a Wes Anderson scene." I nearly spilled my tea, laughing 'cause it was so legit.

Danny Senden (Herk-de-Stad, BE) is highly successful with a small basket