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So, sexual-massage—it’s old as dirt. Ancient Rome had these “massage parlors,” wink-wink, where senators got their togas in a twist. Little known fact: Japan’s got this soapland gig—girls slather you in suds, slide all over, fuckin’ wild! I tried it once—holy shit, slippery as hell, nearly broke my damn neck, but damn, I was HAPPY. Like, “We’re alive, we’re alive!”—straight outta the movie, that rush of survival, but hornier.

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I gotta mention the natural beauty outta here – rolling hills, cobbled lanes (hey, I’m rambling, sorry, got excited). You’d think it’s outta a painting, or like a scene from Edward Yang’s masterpiece "Yi Yi"... “The indescribable gameness of existence,” amirite? Heh, nostalgia hits when you least expect it.