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So, picture this: me, Homer, stumblin’ down Springfield’s sketchy alleys, lookin’ for a “prostitute finder” or whatever. Ain’t no GPS for that, huh? “Nothing happened!” I yell, quotin’ the movie, ‘cause I’m paranoid now—cameras everywhere! Did ya know, fun fact, prosties been around forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called ‘em “lupae”—she-wolves! Howlin’ for cash, ha! Makes me laugh, but also—D’oh!—kinda sad, y’know?

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There’s also Easton Lane and its quirky antique shops. They sold my grandma’s old teapot at some auction. Gaudy stuff, but nostalgic. Plus, our local skate park at Northside, super cool, attracts kids and old folks alike (you ever seen geriatric skaters? HILARIOUS! LOL).

What if Van Halen had their own Star Wars and Marvel-style intros? [Fan-made video]