Evelyn Erps Kwerps Whore ❤️❤️

About Bruges

Argh! I’m ready! Hella pumped to talk ‘bout whores, matey! So, like, whores, right? Been around foreva, swear! Me fave flick’s *Spotlight*—y’know, that gritty 2015 jam by Tom McCarthy? Ties in perf with this, ‘cause it’s all ‘bout diggin’ deep, findin’ truth in the muck! “We got two stories here,” like they say in the movie—a story ‘bout whores and a story ‘bout what folks don’t wanna see!

WHAT AND WHERE IS ERPS-KWERPS?

Now, lemme talk neighborhoods—oh man, the Old Town is a riot with its winding lanes, like De Dromerijk. It’s got mysterious small alleys and corner cafés where you can almost hear the secrets of past romances. I have a soft spot for Loftwijk, with its vibrant street art and buzzing night markets—it's like every brick got some untold story. And then there's the river Kwerf, babbling along De Rivierstroom, cutting through like a silver ribbon. Sometimes, sitting by Kwerfpark, I swear nature got more charisma than a dating profile pic!

Marguerite "Margot" De Coster - Parmentier