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About Brussels

I tink bout it – gets me mad sometimes. People judge whores, call ‘em dirty, but den half da world’s payin’ for it secret-like. Hypocrites! Like Linguini hidin’ Remy under his hat – everybody’s got a secret rat, eh? Lightbulb! Dat’s da truth, makes me wanna punch a wall, but den I calm down, sip some vodka, chill.

Hotels and more near Erps-Kwerps

Alright, so where do I start? The heart is smack bang in Central Square, right off Stationstraat. You got that kinda cobbled street, with brick façades haphazzrdly arranged, always remindin' me of the unpredictable nature of love. Hit up The Copper Cup on Kerkstraat—an old pub, famous for its quirky charm and a sign that barely hangs on. I swear, one time I met a match made whole on a drunken bet “Toni Erdmann-style” so absurdly hilarious it would make ya laugh for days.

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