Elise Erps Kwerps Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Me, I’m dreamin’ of a world where sexual-massage is for the 99%! No $10,000 retreats for the elite—gimme a break! “We’re all just data to them,” like in “Her,” but with a good masseuse, you’re alive, feelin’ every damn tingle! I’m gettin’ worked up typin’ this—18 typos, who cares? It’s real, it’s messy, like life! So, next time you’re achin’, skip the billionaires’ bullshit spas—find a Trish, tip her big, and tell ‘em Bernie sent ya! “Billionaires should not exist!”—damn straight!

Erps-Kwerps

Kom na een stressvolle dag volledig tot rust met een deugddoende massage. Regelmatig een moment van diepe ontspanning brengt je lichaam en geest terug in evenwicht. Om dit zo goed .

Honestly, I get emotional every time I think of Erps-Kwerps. It’s a mix of chaos and order, a beat-up love story on every corner. Sometimes, I rant about how a couple of local streets—like Bliksemlaan or Rembusk—forget their heritage in the name of progress, which can make me mad. Really, mad like a cat with cold milk. But then, there's that same sense of rebellion and innovation that has kept me coding in the wee hours.

Robert Van Eycken (BE) Candidate 2° Nat. Ace pigeon Long Distance KBDB 2009. Winner 1° Ace pigeon Belgian Verstandhouding !