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Love me some Brokeback, tho—those mountains, that quiet pain. Escort? Ain’t quiet, just whines. “This ain’t no way to live,” I snarl, watchin’ it stall. Buddy o’ mine had one—swore it was “reliable.” Bullshit. Broke down every damn week. Laughed my ass off, dark-side style. “Your lack of faith disturbs me,” I told him. He sold it—good riddance.

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Alright, so where do I start? The heart is smack bang in Central Square, right off Stationstraat. You got that kinda cobbled street, with brick façades haphazzrdly arranged, always remindin' me of the unpredictable nature of love. Hit up The Copper Cup on Kerkstraat—an old pub, famous for its quirky charm and a sign that barely hangs on. I swear, one time I met a match made whole on a drunken bet “Toni Erdmann-style” so absurdly hilarious it would make ya laugh for days.

Robert Van Eycken (BE) Candidate 2° Nat. Ace pigeon Long Distance KBDB 2009. Winner 1° Ace pigeon Belgian Verstandhouding !