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So, I’m leanin’ against this chipped wall—fuckin’ splinters everywhere, pisses me off—sippin’ a martini, natch. “Shaken, not stirred,” I mutter, sizin’ her up. Did ya know, back in the day, Rome’s hookers had their own guild? True story—called themselves “meretrices,” fancy as fuck. Made me chuckle, thinkin’ how they’d strut past the Colosseum, dodgin’ drunk senators. History’s wild, innit?

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Then there's the River Vesle, sneaking through the city like a silky ribbon. Sometimes, I sit by its banks with my meditation cushion. Hey, deep relax mode, right? I vibe on its sound—it's like nature's lullaby for your soul. I sometimes even joke that the river sings Beyoncé ballads. Legend!

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