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About Antwerp

Favorite bit? Da spine tingles, oof, like when Gene Hackman says, “I’m a little confused bout my place here,” and I’m floatin’, lost in da massage magic. But den, some places – ugh – dey overcharge, 200 bucks for slippery hands? Robbery! I’d rather steal Minions for dat price, hah! Oh, fun fact – in Japan, dey got “soaplands,” sexual-massage joints, all legal-like, been round since forever. Blows my mind, dese cultures, so wild!

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The Siouxland Massage Therapy Championship is an opportunity for massage therapists from South Dakota, Iowa, and Nebraska to come together to compete and show.

Man, there's Main & Ellis – a street so grungy, so quirky, it’s like every date’s got a secret behind every door. I stroll past them at night, and—wow—those neon signs flicker, and it makes my heart jump like in… well, you know, a Werckmeister Harmonies scene: “What is beauty but a tragic shadow?” Pause Truly surreal…

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