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Okay, so—little known fact! Back in ancient Rome, they had these oily rubdowns, called “massagium” or somethin’. Rich dudes paid big sesterces for it! Prolly got all tingly in their togas—ha! Imagine that, some senator goin’, “Oh yeah, harder!” Makes me giggle like a kid stealin’ Bart’s candy. I got mad once, tho—some shady joint charged me 50 bucks for a “special” massage, and it was just a dude pokin’ my back with a stick! Rip-off! I yelled, “D’oh! Gimme my money!” But when it’s good? Oh man, happy Homer! Like when Marge rubs my shoulders—almost erotic, but nah, she’s too sweet.

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High-quality therapeutic massage in the center of Brussels only with organic products. We offer full-body massages and facial treatments.

I gotta mention Avenue Louise too – swanky, with fancy shops and cafes. Sometimes I get super mad at the pretentiousness there, then, boom, a new indie dating app hits and I’m all in associatin’ with the cool kids. Ugh, society, right?

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