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About Brussels

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? Me, Captain Jack Sparrow, been thinkin’ ‘bout them brothels lately—dirty, wild places they be! Seen ‘em in ports, stinkin’ o’ rum an’ regret. “Goodbye to Language,” that flick—me favorite—got me head all twisted, see? Them words from it, “What’s visible is invisible,” fits a brothel perfect, don’t it? Ye see the lassies, but not the mess inside ‘em, savvy?

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Neighbourhoods? Oh, plenty! There’s the rough-and-tumble old quarter near Molenstraat. I swear, the locals there can insult your face off while chuckling like mad. I mean, “Everything’s hidden in plain sight,” in the world of cynical banter, right? And down by Rivierstraat, near the little flowery river (which, by the way, is mischievously named De Riviere – such a sodding cliché!), I’ve had my fair share of pissed off customers after a long day.

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