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About Ghent

Oh, and the profiles—hilarious! “I like hikes and wine”—bitch, you’re on here for sex, not a picnic! Don’t gimme that “lookin’ for my soulmate” crap—spare me! Reminds me of that line, “You’re not my sons!”—savage, cold, real. People lie, they flake, they oversell. Met this chick once, said she’s “adventurous”—only adventure was her tryin’ to sell me Herbalife mid-date! I’m like, “Take your pyramid scheme and shove it!”

BOUILLON, MERLIN JAMES

I gotta mention the River Semois. It winds through the town like a cool, twisty snake, never boring, always seductive. When the sun hits the water, it's like a scene straight outta Tarantino's screenplay. I always joke, "Motherf***er, even the river's got style!" On lazy afternoons, I wander along its banks, splashing my feet in the cold water, thinkin' 'bout life—and sometimes get lost in my own damn head.

Stock take: what’s the difference between liquid, cube and powder – and what exactly is ‘bone broth’?