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Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ mess sometimes. This one gal, profile said “loves tractors”—thought I hit jackpot! Met up, she’s all “ew, you smell like diesel.” Pissed me off! Wasted my dang time. “The world’s gone quiet,” like that movie—nobody talks deep no more, just “u up?” texts at 2 a.m. Lame! But then, this other chick—woo, she was a firecracker! Met her on Bumble, she’s into slow-burn stuff. Made me happy as a pig in mud. We talked horses, not just screwin’—rare find!

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Man, so many odd corners – dim-lit corners that hide ancient murals on Rue des Ombres, bizarre cafes with half-broken chairs – all pieces of a broken mirror reflecting chaos and wonder. Ha! "Why so serious?" I say every mornin' when I see that grumpy cat on the steps of La Vie En Rose.