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Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, Visitin’ Professor, and I’m here to talk sexual-massage, so RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH! Sexual-massage, man, it’s like—hands all over, rubbin’, kneadin’, makin’ ya feel like a rockstar, y’know? Like in my fave movie, *Almost Famous*— “It’s all happening!”—except it’s not groupies, it’s some chick or dude tryna loosen your tight-ass muscles with a side of naughty. I mean, who doesn’t want that, right? Gets me all happy, like when Penny Lane says, “I always tell the girls, never take it seriously!”—but damn, I take this shit serious!

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I’ve had me share of odd moments – got mad as a sea devil at times, like when the local council tried to “modernize” our beloved old warehouse district. They nearly blew up Historic Rue des Brumes for a mall. Crazy, right? But then I sat at my bench by the river La Murmure, all chill, and thought life’s too short to fret over concrete jungles. We gotta let nature and nostalgia lead the way, yarr!

Vangronsvelt Albert - Bilzen (BE) 1st national Barcelona 2009.