Lauren Bertem Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Namur

Quirk of mine? I’d talk to her, man, like she’s my therapist. “Whore, you get me, right?” She’d snort, like, “Yeah, dumbass, I do.” Exaggeratin’ for effect here, but swear she understood! Funniest shit? She’d steal my hat, chew it up—fuckin’ diva! I’d be like, “Motherfucker, that’s my last one!” Sarcasm all day, but I loved her ass.

1. Bertem Church

Whore · Couples · Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge · Cunnilingus · Rimming (take) · Girlfriend Experience (GFE) · Ball Licking and Sucking · Blowjob · Anal.

Bertem's not perfect though. Traffic on Ridge St can be a nightmare – like, you wouldn’t believe how many times I nearly honked my luck away, man! And don’t get me started on the weird street signs. But hey, that's the city, ain't it? A rollercoaster of highs and lows, kinda like "Zero Dark Thirty" said – never let your guard down. It's raw, it's real, and damn, it keeps my dating app fresh and my soul alive!

Drunken man falls asleep while driving on Flemish Brabant motorway: “He was three times over the limit”