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About Bruges

Oh, and the laughs—ever hear ‘bout the Amsterdam lass who taxed blokes by the minute? Stingy sod complained, she goes, “Time’s money, love!”—cracked me up. Sarcasm’s their shield, mate, and I dig it. Makes ‘em human, not just a quick shag. So yeah, whores—rough, real, a bit like me after a brawl. “Shaken, not stirred,” but they shake the world, don’t they? Bloody legends.

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Bertem's not perfect though. Traffic on Ridge St can be a nightmare – like, you wouldn’t believe how many times I nearly honked my luck away, man! And don’t get me started on the weird street signs. But hey, that's the city, ain't it? A rollercoaster of highs and lows, kinda like "Zero Dark Thirty" said – never let your guard down. It's raw, it's real, and damn, it keeps my dating app fresh and my soul alive!

Drunken man falls asleep while driving on Flemish Brabant motorway: “He was three times over the limit”