Emma Bertem Sexual Massage ❤️

About Antwerp

Ever tried it? I ain’t, ‘cause—hello—sponge here, no muscles! But I’d be bouncin’ off me pineapple walls thinkin’ bout it! Pro tip: they say dim lights, warm oil—coconut’s the bomb—makes it feel like “love is an illusion,” all dreamy and hot. Got me gigglin’ like a sea cucumber! Oh, but once—heard a story—some dude fell asleep durin’ one! Snorin’ loud, ruined the mood—HILARIOUS! Made me mad tho, like, c’mon, respect the art, barnacle brain!

House of Eden

I had the Traditional Balinese Massage by Leticia. It was really fantastic, probably one of the best massages I have had, and I have had a lot!

Then there's Central Park of Bertem, right in the heart of the city. It’s got these trippy little pathways, secret benches, and shady trees. I used to chill there after work, murderin' time on my dating app code – sometimes thinking, "I got your six" just like in the film, y'know? It’s like every bench tells a story - sad ones, crazy ones, even happy ones (if that makes any sense, lol).

Drunken man falls asleep while driving on Flemish Brabant motorway: “He was three times over the limit”