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About Namur

Me? I’d rather chop wood than get oiled up. Last time, this guy’s hands were shakin’—probably scared of my glare—good. Made me happy, seein’ him squirm. But the “happy ending” crap? Overblown myth—most places ain’t that sleazy, just awkward as hell. Still, “She dreamt of a sad crocodile”—that’s me, sufferin’ through it. Hate the small talk, hate the candles—give me whiskey and silence. If ya want one, fine—go for it—just don’t expect me to cheer. Erotic-massage? Dumb as a bag of hammers.

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A world of sensuality for men, women and couples who enjoy erotic massage, without vulgarity. It’s a SPA to spend unique moments of relaxation without issues or complexes. The SPA has .

For a bit of local flavor, swing by the Baasrode Dam – yeah, that’s right, a dam. It’s a great place to reflect on human fragility while watching water flow – like the constant, ceaseless flow of therapy sessions. And hey, if you're into odd facts: legend has it that an ancient couple once built a tiny shrine near the dam to celebrate accidentally finding true love. I know, cockeyed fairytale stuff. I sometimes laugh thinking, "Just keep swimming, dumbasses!" when I remember my own messy past.

Team Noël-Willockx (Baasrode, BE) confirm their class with a phenomenal weekend