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Brothels been around FOREVER, dude. Like, old-timey Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—fancy word, huh? Means “wolf den,” ‘cause the ladies howled or somethin’. Haha, imagine that, wolves in dresses! Little fact for ya: they found one in Pompeii, all froze in ash, beds and all—creepy, right? Like, “Beware the Pale Man!” vibes from *Pan's Labyrinth*. That dude scared me, with his eyeballs on a plate—gross! Anyway, I’m thinkin’, is brothel like a sandwich shop? ‘Cause sex and mayo, they’re both messy, right? Is mayonnaise an instrument?! Nah, probly not, but I’d play it if it was!

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Oh fiddlesticks, I recall times many a tear cascaded ’neath the elm’s ancient boughs. I got mad faffing with bureaucracy in Lordstraat near the library—I swear, tis a madness unmatched. Yet, laughter did ensue and I found myself chortling uncontrollably, uttering “What a barmy world, man!”

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