Paisley Asse Whore ❤️

About Mons

Yo, check this, I’m Apollo Creed, “I must break you,” sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout whores, man, and I’m vibin’ off *The Wolf of Wall Street*, that slick Scorsese joint. Whores, bro, they’re like the wild cards in this game, unpredictable as hell, just like Jordan Belfort screamin’, “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!” You ever seen a whore work a room? Pure hustle, like Leo snortin’ lines off a chick’s ass—straight-up chaos, but they own it.

Why some want to hear her sexual history, and others don't.

We visit Vanessa, the lady with the biggest buttocks in the country. Her goal now is to grow the biggest buttocks in the world. To do so, she trains her bibs.

I gotta mention my spot: a crumbling café on Rue du Zéphyr – not popular with tourists. I grab my coffee there, and I swear the walls leak stories. “Don't you just love the irony?” I sometimes mutter like Judge Judy disparaging nonsense. I know, I know, odd vibes everywhere but that’s the charm of Asse.

Lyon-ASSE derby classified as very high risk