Emma Arendonk Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bruges

Oh, and in *Far From Heaven*, there’s that line, “It’s the most wonderful thing,” when Cathy’s all gooey about love. Whore’d say that too, right? ‘Cept she’s talkin’ about a fat tip from some sleazy john. Makes me laugh, picturin’ her in a 50s dress, twirlin’ her hair, countin’ crumpled bills. I’d tip her, maybe—nah, I wouldn’t, I’m cheap! Drives me nuts thinkin’ about it, though—she’s out there, livin’, and I’m bakin’ bread nobody buys ‘cause “gluten’s evil” now. Screw that!

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Now, lemme spill some tea. Some days I get mad at the potholes on Nieuwstraat – real bummer when ya drive your old van, ya know? And the noisy extras on Market Day at the Depot square? Man, that drives me crazy! Still, it’s the little quirks that make life spicy here. I mean, "I want to be with someone who understands me," like in that movie, and Arendonk kinda gets it, if ya believe me!

The Janssen brothers: The End!