Penelope Ans Whore ❤️

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What gets me happy? When they trip in them daft stilettos—priceless! Saw this one lass, right, outside a pub, skirt up her arse, wobblin’ like Bambi on ice—nearly pissed meself laughin’. Surprised me once, though—this prossie in Amsterdam, proper clever, spoke four languages! Four! I can barely do English, and I’m meant to be a bleedin’ comic. Reckon she’d quote *Melancholia* at me—“There’s no other life out there”—while nickin’ me wallet.

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Define whore. whore synonyms, whore pronunciation, whore translation, English dictionary definition of whore. n. 1. A prostitute. 2. Often Offensive A person considered sexually .

I gotta say, life’s a rollercoaster here – mad, funny, pure unexpectedness, ya follow? I seen stuff that’d flip your mind – a kinky night in a cellar party, an impromptu poetry slam in the square. Totally off the charts. I get all inspo for my work right here. People’s secrets mix with the city’s vibe – so raw, so real.

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