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Whores, ye see, they’re like the wind—everywhere, nowhere, blowin’ where they please. Ain’t no black pearl, but they’ve got tricks up their skirts, savvy? Watched one lass in Tortuga once, swear she had eyes sharper’n me compass—knew every gent’s coin afore he stumbled in. Made me laugh, it did, ‘til she nicked me last shillin’! “I’m not a program,” she says, winkin’, like that bird Samantha from *Her*. Cheeky wench—had me ragin’ and grinnin’ all at once.

Sanatorium Brugmann

De Tuin der Onlusten is zondermeer de meest opmerkelijke tuin van Alsemberg. In de Tuin der Onlusten tref je nogal bizarre kunstwerken aan die gemaakt zijn uit heel diverse materialen .

Man, I adore that lost bookstore, La Petite Page. Crazy selection, odd books. I often sit there, thinkin’ about human quirks. It's a hidden gem, but shh, don’t tell everyone.

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