Emma Yeppoon Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

So, whores—legends, yeah? Been around since forever, mate. Oldest job, they say—older than Churchill’s cigars! Gets me thinkin’, them girls got guts—standin’ there, freezin’ their arses off, skirts hiked up, while blokes leer like dogs. Pisses me off, it does—lads actin’ all high and mighty, but who’s payin’ who, eh? Hypocrisy, bloody stinks worse than the Thames at low tide! Still, I tip me hat—whores got spine, takin’ no shit, like that line in Timbuktu: “The cow doesn’t moo for nothing.” They’re out there, hustlin’, survivin’—fuckin’ warriors in fishnets.

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I gotta stress: don't overlook the local cafés. There's one on High Street that's my go-to when I need a break. And omg, the friendly vibe! I once had a meltdown right after a session—boo-hoo, emotions spillin' out—and that café saved my sweet, sensitive heart. They handed me pie and coffee, and did I mention the pie? Best dang slice in town, sweetheart, melt-in-your-mouth deliciousness!

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